Oh, and there's a special treat for the skiers. This is a real Utah storm that will bring a right-side-up snowfall for the entire Wasatch. The Cottonwoods will probably come out on top as usual, especially in the later post-frontal storm stages, but even you poor, deprived souls on the Park City side should be happy with your gifts on Christmas Day. No coal for you. Santa has removed you from the Naughty List!
And I've arranged for Santa to give a special treat for the Nordic skiers out there. Your environmentally sensitive ways and cardiovascular fitness have placed you right at the top of the nice list. Santa is going to make sure this storm is cold enough to produce snow at Mountain Dell, Mill Creek Canyon, North Fork Park, and Soldier Hollow!
Now boys and girls, if you are really good, Santa has told me that he may provide some more cold snow later in the holiday week. Don't screw this up by misbehaving. No skiing above other skiers in the backcountry. No putting in obscenely steep skin tracks. No cutting in lift lines. And, most importantly, no farting on the tram!