|Snow Miser and Heat Miser from the Rankin Bass classic,|
A Year without a Santa Claus
Heat Miser has officially announced that he has temporarily ceded the Wasatch Front to his brother Snow Miser. "It was a deal brokered by my mom, Mother Nature, as compensation for global warming. Snowy gets to sock it to some midlatitude region every now and then just to keep his spirits up."
Meanwhile, a reliable source tells me that the government weather control experts have brokered a deal with Snow Miser to bring this storm cycle to an end. Some periods of snow through tomorrow morning, then we get a break.